马克吐温的幽默名言小集

马克吐温，是美国的幽默大师、小说家、作家，也是著名演说家，威廉福克纳称赞马克吐温为第一位真正的美国作家，我们都是继承他而来。马克吐温以高超的幽默、机智与名气，被称为美国最知名人士之一，曾被推崇为美国文坛巨子。马克.土温的智慧名言，可以作为座右铭来激励自己。

Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

别到处说世界亏欠了你。世界什么都不欠你的，你还没出生它就在这儿了。

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

如果你收养了一只饥饿的狗，并且让它过上了舒服的`日子，它将不会咬你。这便是狗与人最主要的区别。

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

习惯就是习惯，谁也不能将其一下子扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下楼。

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

善良是一种聋子能听见、盲人能看见的语言。

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.