3年级水平的幽默英语小故事

对于英语水平还不是很高的小学3年级学生来说，阅读简单又幽默的英文小故事是十分有用的。本站小编为大家精心准备了适合小学3年级水平的几则幽默英语小故事，欢迎大家前来阅读。

　　3年级幽默英文小故事：Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　3年级幽默英文小故事：Chief is at the Wedding

长官在婚礼上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的`”。

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。

"But , officer, I …."

“但是，警察，我……”。

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他会带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”

"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。

长官参加女儿的婚礼，长官心情肯定很好了，但是如果长官女儿的新郎被自己下属关进监狱了，那就不好说了。

　　3年级幽默英文小故事：企鹅和动物园

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.

一个人带着两只宠物企鹅在高速公路上开车，然后因为超速被一个警察抄了牌子。警察将超速罚单交给他时，他注意到了这两只企鹅，并告诉这个人，必须把企鹅带去动物园。这个人同意了。

Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.

两个月后，这个人又被同一个警察因为超速逮到了。警察再一次注意到了企鹅，它们还戴着太阳眼镜，吃着冰激凌。

The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

警察说：“我是不是已经告诉你要把这些企鹅带去动物园了。”

The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."

这个人回答道，“我确实带了它们去动物园呀，现在我带它们去沙滩。”

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